January 2011
1 post
August 2008
1 post
New promo I cut for PIT sketch group
AS SPARKS FLY UPWARD
let it load fully before playing! Then see em at the PIT Thursdays, 930! Their fantastic improv-influenced live sketch show is directed by Ptolemy Slocum. Vid directed by Sarah Nowak, shot by Yang Miller. ASFU is Sarah Nowak, Nate Starkey, Scott Eckert, Chris Caniglia, Shelly Stover.
June 2008
3 posts
my first commercial. well, my first in front of the camera at least. a surreal experience. guy asking the question is Greg Dubin, a fellow improviser and good guy. check out his show at gotham (i haven’t yet).
May 2008
1 post
HST "BEST OF" SHOW TONIGHT AT 8PM!! →
April 2008
4 posts
the Bowtie Bet is on. Results to be posted soon. →
keith bet me $25 that i couldn’t figure out how to tie a traditional bowtie, using any internet resource, within an hour. i hereby promise not to ask anyone, look at any website, read any book, or subscribe to any newsletter regarding this subject until said hour commences. which i hope is soon, since i could use the money.
yeah, I got my PITtv. →
Masten masters the eclectic. Check the Mamet... →
Santo's friend's site. That makes Santo... →
March 2008
8 posts
Feel better Ian!
February 2008
3 posts
Congrats NY Giants! Congrats HST! →
December 2007
32 posts
Just click it’s work-safe
– Ian, in his latest email offering content for my blog. pornforgirlsbygirls.com Finally, something worth posting. ;)
1 tag
Scientists think they have figured out why pregnant women don’t lose their...
– Oh thank god. This was something I’ve been confused about for 33.5 years. See the last line for my other favorite quote.
Vote Harvard Sailing Team Best Sketch Group in the... →
Zach is a winner. Have a good dinner.
…in honor of ian’s cancelled bday party. hey man, don’t let the monkeys get you down - happy birthday! everyone send him a card. Benny Lava!
You truly have balls my friend, if they survived those shorts that is.
– Ian
must... not... censor... her... →
sober/somber/serious.
somewhat hungover today. more tired/mush than headache/pierced. this post might be sloppy, meandering. the PIT had its holiday shindig last night. typical routine: dress dapper, dine, drink, dance, drink some more, dance some more, depart. but today it feels deeper than that for me, as i project moments from the night against this cloudy mist i’m sitting in and reflect on the past...
Deborah Maruca Kovac told the Omaha World-Herald that Hawkins showed her an...
– CNN.com, reporting about yesterday’s mall shootings. Kovac was Hawkins’ landlord and “She described Hawkins as well-behaved, although ‘he had a lot of emotional problems, obviously.’” What isn’t obviously alarming about an emotionally disturbed kid showing...
what's funnier than the naked butts? the clerk's... →
I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now.
– Guess today is all about butts.
HST does it again. true story ‘bout my friend billy. starring my apartment!
okay, alright. everybody dance.
– Jenifer
Go Dave. Leave it alone, Cook. →
new rules.
okay, folks. this weekend I rested and thought about last week’s nosefirst dive into blogging. once seduced by the ease of tumblr, how could i not go from 0-100mph in just under three days? so i’ve decided moderation is, as in all pursuits of pleasure, the best route. no more than three posts per day. this way you’ll wanna come back and visit and not be overwhelmed. ...