January 2011
1 post
Jan 18th
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August 2008
1 post
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New promo I cut for PIT sketch group AS SPARKS FLY UPWARD let it load fully before playing! Then see em at the PIT Thursdays, 930! Their fantastic improv-influenced live sketch show is directed by Ptolemy Slocum. Vid directed by Sarah Nowak, shot by Yang Miller. ASFU is Sarah Nowak, Nate Starkey, Scott Eckert, Chris Caniglia, Shelly Stover.
Aug 20th
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June 2008
3 posts
Jun 2nd
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my first commercial. well, my first in front of  the camera at least.  a surreal experience.  guy asking the question is Greg Dubin, a fellow improviser and good guy. check out his show at gotham (i haven’t yet).
Jun 2nd
Jun 2nd
May 2008
1 post
HST "BEST OF" SHOW TONIGHT AT 8PM!! →
May 8th
April 2008
4 posts
the Bowtie Bet is on. Results to be posted soon. →
keith bet me $25 that i couldn’t figure out how to tie a traditional bowtie, using any internet resource, within an hour.  i hereby promise not to ask anyone, look at any website, read any book, or subscribe to any newsletter regarding this subject until said hour commences.  which i hope is soon, since i could use the money.
Apr 3rd
yeah, I got my PITtv. →
Apr 3rd
Masten masters the eclectic. Check the Mamet... →
Apr 3rd
Santo's friend's site. That makes Santo... →
Apr 3rd
March 2008
8 posts
Mar 25th
Mar 20th
Mar 20th
Mar 20th
1 note
Mar 19th
Mar 13th
Mar 13th
Feel better Ian!
Mar 13th
February 2008
3 posts
Feb 4th
Congrats NY Giants! Congrats HST! →
Feb 4th
Feb 4th
December 2007
32 posts
Dec 21st
Dec 17th
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
“Just click it’s work-safe”
– Ian, in his latest email offering content for my blog. pornforgirlsbygirls.com Finally, something worth posting.  ;)
Dec 14th
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
Dec 12th
“Scientists think they have figured out why pregnant women don’t lose their...”
– Oh thank god. This was something I’ve been confused about for 33.5 years. See the last line for my other favorite quote.
Dec 12th
Vote Harvard Sailing Team Best Sketch Group in the... →
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
Dec 11th
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Zach is a winner.  Have a good dinner.
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
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…in honor of ian’s cancelled bday party.  hey man, don’t let the monkeys get you down - happy birthday! everyone send him a card.  Benny Lava!
Dec 7th
Dec 7th
“You truly have balls my friend, if they survived those shorts that is.”
– Ian
Dec 7th
must... not... censor... her... →
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
sober/somber/serious.
somewhat hungover today. more tired/mush than headache/pierced. this post might be sloppy, meandering. the PIT had its holiday shindig last night. typical routine: dress dapper, dine, drink, dance, drink some more, dance some more, depart. but today it feels deeper than that for me, as i project moments from the night against this cloudy mist i’m sitting in and reflect on the past...
Dec 6th
“Deborah Maruca Kovac told the Omaha World-Herald that Hawkins showed her an...”
– CNN.com, reporting about yesterday’s mall shootings. Kovac was Hawkins’ landlord and “She described Hawkins as well-behaved, although ‘he had a lot of emotional problems, obviously.’” What isn’t obviously alarming about an emotionally disturbed kid showing...
Dec 6th
what's funnier than the naked butts? the clerk's... →
Dec 5th
Dec 5th
“I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now.”
– Guess today is all about butts.
Dec 5th
WatchWatch
HST does it again. true story ‘bout my friend billy. starring my apartment!
Dec 5th
“okay, alright. everybody dance.”
– Jenifer
Dec 4th
Go Dave. Leave it alone, Cook.  →
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
new rules.
okay, folks.  this weekend I rested and thought about last week’s nosefirst dive into blogging.  once seduced by the ease of tumblr, how could i not go from 0-100mph in just under three days?  so i’ve decided moderation is, as in all pursuits of pleasure, the best route.  no more than three posts per day.  this way you’ll wanna come back and visit and not be overwhelmed. ...
Dec 3rd